Paella (Thingy) with Chorizo-Seitan

You know what?  I'm tired, I wanna go to bead, and this stupid internet isn't uploading the other two pictures that I got.. so.. yeah.  I just won't fight a battle not worth fighting...
Ok, really, I'm not in that bad of a mood... life is good.  (Aside from physics, but that is a whole different topic that I don't care to breach at the moment).  Can you believe it's almost Thanksgiving?  Wow!  Time flies!

Adapted from Vegan Fur Ninja

For the seitan, mix:
1 1/4 cup vital wheat gluten
nutmeg
stevia + molasses (as brown sugar replacement)
paprika
fennel seeds
3/4 cup water + vegetable broth powder
1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
2 cloves finely chopped garlic.

Mix, adding water as needed.  Plop onto a baking sheet and bake at 350 for 30 minutes, until it becomes scarily poofy.

for the Paella:
Saute chopped onion, bell pepper, carrot, and garlic.  Add in enough rice to make the amount of food you want, and 1.5 times water as rice.  Seasonings are smoked paprika, bay leaf.  Other stuffs included fire roasted tomatoes, tomato paste, white beans, frozen pean, roasted red bell peppers, cloves, liquid smoke, butter extract, chili powder, and olives (all stirred in after the rice finished cooking.