You have no idea how long I have been wanting to say that.
I'm dead serious.
Adapted from Keepin' It Kind
First up, tofu: Cut one slab of tofu per person, press, and then slather with this bbq sauce (using 6 oz tomato paste, not 4, and no need to cook it). Bake for 30 minutes at 375, and slather with more bbq sauce.
Add in the tofu, black olives, canned mandarine oranges, broccoli, avocado, and top with this dressing.